10. They sell pants in size Bigger-than-you-think.
9. Who wants to live past age *fill-in-the-blank* anyway?
8. Hey, you still have a few Battlestar Galactica episodes to catch up on!
7. You don't want your husband/wife/significant cat to miss seeing parts of you jiggle that were NOT Intended To Jiggle.
6. Two words: plastic surgery.
5. Since the majority of the population is putting on weight even as we speak, you already look thinner by comparison. I mean, you don't want to look gaunt, do you?
4. One word: liposuction
3. All right, so maybe airline seats are getting narrower, but wouldn't you rather travel some other way besides flying?
2. Gyms are full of annoying people.
and the number one reason not to exercise is...
1. Oh, sorry, my vending-machine pizza is ready. Gotta go chomp. I'll finish this later.
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1 comment:
I've never seen vending machine pizza, how crazy!
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